The waiting game

My partner has said on more than one occasion that she would hate to be inside my head. Frankly, I don’t blame her.

I find it incredibly difficult to properly relax. I used to think that this was normal, that everyone felt this way, but apparently, this is not true. Go figure.

Take this time right now, the fallow period, if you will. My precious gem of a book baby, Anti-Virus, is with my much-valued ARC readers. I am giving them time to read it, at their own pace. Because we all have lives and commitments, the summer is basically theirs. There isn’t a great deal for me to do for the next couple of months.

My brain is making me feel guilty. For not doing something. God knows, I have no idea what that nebulous something is, but it’s poking at me very regularly for not ‘working’. As if a demanding day job isn’t enough.

‘Do more.’

‘DO MORE.’

‘DO MORE.’

DO MORE.’

I have a small list of things I will need/would like to do before publishing, but it’s small and manageable and…

I DON’T NEED TO DO THEM NOW!

As you can imagine, that only pacifies my brain (which is behaving like a demanding two year old to be fair) for a short while.

I do have a draft of a fantasy novel that is the first in a trilogy (this is how I have always envisaged it). So I’ve printed it out and am about half way through reading it. I’m quite impressed by past Freya. She had some good plot and characterisation going on. It’s definitely got legs. Will it be a trilogy? Do I have the ability to commit to that?

Time will tell.

Pssst… time’s running out! Better get on with it NOW!

Oh, good grief…

If you like pina coladas…

My brother did this weird thing with turtles.

I wasn’t quite sure if he was mad, or I had lost my mind, trapped in an Alice Through the Looking Glass world of drug-induced hyper-clarity.

He had been such a cute little boy, although quite ordinary, I grant you. His talent for building a super-computer from scratch (because, why not, when you are ten?) and his unnerving ability to pluck the very soul from a  guitar that could make you weep, well, that wasn’t the stuff of an ordinary child. But in a family of not-quite-fitting-in, it was ordinary enough. For us.

But this? This was… unnerving, even to me who lived most of my days in my imagination, even when filing forms, completing paperwork, catching the bus, the train, the underground to my ordinary job in an ordinary world. I retreated to my fantasies because, dark as they were, they gave me comfort. They encouraged me to believe that there really was more to life than – this.

But, I wasn’t sure if I wanted this irridescence in my world. I wasn’t sure if this level of craziness, this shifting-sands hovering above reality gave me peace or traumatised me.

I decided that the only solution was to seduce him. No, not my brother (eugh!). The turtle. Of course, the turtle. The lead turtle, the main man (if you will), the one who my brother had been working on (or maybe, with) since the beginning. Like the children that followed the Pied Piper of Hamlyn, all his turtly friends had followed him to my brother’s door to see what all the fuss was about. If I could just get under Sir Turtle’s skin, or shell, then maybe I’d find out what was really and truly going on.

You see, my brother’s neighbours had all started coming to me for The Answer to all the confusion. And when I say neighbours, that’s kind of a loose term. Bro lives in a ramshackle house in the middle of a field in the depths of nowhere. The nearest village is 10 miles away – not close, right? Plus, he’s nowhere near the coast, so nowhere near turtles. Not normally. I’m pretty sure that they don’t inhabit the sleepy River Mord, especially as ‘river’ is a grandiose term for a brook that only babbles properly in February. “What in God’s name is he doing?” demanded Joseph Wheelwright, wheezing down the crackling phone line. Old codger Wheelwright out-aethiests the most fervent aetheist I know, so his calling on God for enlightenment was a warning to me that there was severe angst in the locality. A sleepy, backward, insular locality that didn’t take well to strangers.

Or strange people, like my brother had apparently become.

When I turned up at his mouldering old clapboard monstrosity of a house, the stain on the wall outside told me something wasn’t quite right. The tide mark ran all the way around the house at about hip height, once you stepped up onto the veranda. The swing seat was no longer swinging but seemed frozen in space as if dipped in aspic. In fact everything was damp and somewhat slippery to the touch, like oily jelly.

I ventured inside. The entire ground floor smelled like the ocean. The entire ground floor was the ocean, in fact. Waves were lapping at the walls. Thousands of turtles were gliding through turquoise water and boy, it was beautifully, tropically warm. It was perfect, if unnerving. I felt like I’d stepped into a marine version of the Tardis, it was so vast in there. My brother basked on a lilo that bobbed lazily as the tide swelled, wearing cool shades, khaki shorts and flip-flops, sipping a cocktail complete with a cherry and pink umbrella (really, bro?!).

“Hey babe, come on in! Say hi to my besties, wontcha?”

(Like, really, he never, ever talks like that).

So, it was true. He had started a one-man mission to save the turtles of the world, just as my recently-seduced (and very well seduced, if I say so myself) Sir Turtle had revealed to me late one night. Pillow talk, you know. The oceans were slowly dying, and this was his salty, singular crusade.

Oh, you want to know how me and Sir Turtle hooked up, how he spilled the beans?

Like, haven’t you heard of online dating?

Everyone does that now, don’t they?

Especially turtles with a shell to die for.

 

Gossamer – Magpie Tales

escher m c bond of union 1956

No matter the distance between us, you are always present.

You could be a solar system and a lifetime away, but you are here, with me, in me, always.

I imagine a glistening gossamer thread spanning eternity, ethereal, almost invisible.

Delicate it may be, but it is indestructible.

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Here’s my latest entry into Magpie Tales. I’ve been an admire of Escher’s art since I was a teenager, so couldn’t resist putting something together this week.

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