If you like pina coladas…

My brother did this weird thing with turtles.

I wasn’t quite sure if he was mad, or I had lost my mind, trapped in an Alice Through the Looking Glass world of drug-induced hyper-clarity.

He had been such a cute little boy, although quite ordinary, I grant you. His talent for building a super-computer from scratch (because, why not, when you are ten?) and his unnerving ability to pluck the very soul from a  guitar that could make you weep, well, that wasn’t the stuff of an ordinary child. But in a family of not-quite-fitting-in, it was ordinary enough. For us.

But this? This was… unnerving, even to me who lived most of my days in my imagination, even when filing forms, completing paperwork, catching the bus, the train, the underground to my ordinary job in an ordinary world. I retreated to my fantasies because, dark as they were, they gave me comfort. They encouraged me to believe that there really was more to life than – this.

But, I wasn’t sure if I wanted this irridescence in my world. I wasn’t sure if this level of craziness, this shifting-sands hovering above reality gave me peace or traumatised me.

I decided that the only solution was to seduce him. No, not my brother (eugh!). The turtle. Of course, the turtle. The lead turtle, the main man (if you will), the one who my brother had been working on (or maybe, with) since the beginning. Like the children that followed the Pied Piper of Hamlyn, all his turtly friends had followed him to my brother’s door to see what all the fuss was about. If I could just get under Sir Turtle’s skin, or shell, then maybe I’d find out what was really and truly going on.

You see, my brother’s neighbours had all started coming to me for The Answer to all the confusion. And when I say neighbours, that’s kind of a loose term. Bro lives in a ramshackle house in the middle of a field in the depths of nowhere. The nearest village is 10 miles away – not close, right? Plus, he’s nowhere near the coast, so nowhere near turtles. Not normally. I’m pretty sure that they don’t inhabit the sleepy River Mord, especially as ‘river’ is a grandiose term for a brook that only babbles properly in February. “What in God’s name is he doing?” demanded Joseph Wheelwright, wheezing down the crackling phone line. Old codger Wheelwright out-aethiests the most fervent aetheist I know, so his calling on God for enlightenment was a warning to me that there was severe angst in the locality. A sleepy, backward, insular locality that didn’t take well to strangers.

Or strange people, like my brother had apparently become.

When I turned up at his mouldering old clapboard monstrosity of a house, the stain on the wall outside told me something wasn’t quite right. The tide mark ran all the way around the house at about hip height, once you stepped up onto the veranda. The swing seat was no longer swinging but seemed frozen in space as if dipped in aspic. In fact everything was damp and somewhat slippery to the touch, like oily jelly.

I ventured inside. The entire ground floor smelled like the ocean. The entire ground floor was the ocean, in fact. Waves were lapping at the walls. Thousands of turtles were gliding through turquoise water and boy, it was beautifully, tropically warm. It was perfect, if unnerving. I felt like I’d stepped into a marine version of the Tardis, it was so vast in there. My brother basked on a lilo that bobbed lazily as the tide swelled, wearing cool shades, khaki shorts and flip-flops, sipping a cocktail complete with a cherry and pink umbrella (really, bro?!).

“Hey babe, come on in! Say hi to my besties, wontcha?”

(Like, really, he never, ever talks like that).

So, it was true. He had started a one-man mission to save the turtles of the world, just as my recently-seduced (and very well seduced, if I say so myself) Sir Turtle had revealed to me late one night. Pillow talk, you know. The oceans were slowly dying, and this was his salty, singular crusade.

Oh, you want to know how me and Sir Turtle hooked up, how he spilled the beans?

Like, haven’t you heard of online dating?

Everyone does that now, don’t they?

Especially turtles with a shell to die for.

 

Jazz Man & Views – dVerse Jazz Poetry

– Jazz Man and Views –

brother believe in your silver-spangled skill-set
stand on the shore, survey the scene
let your guitar sing, reverberate those rhythms
play it again boy, play it with ease

brother believe in your power and your glory
step all aboard, anchors set free
dive into those oceans, manipulate that music
play it all night boy, play with the breeze

brother believe, bring back your tall tales
return to the harbour, head held high
hold fast to the memories, they’ll last you a lifetime
play with your youth boy, play and believe.

*****

This is in honour of my young brother Doug, who sets off today for Barcelona and beyond, playing his guitar and delighting cruise passengers aplenty.  He’s a jazz muso, so this fits perfectly. Dead proud of you little bro, dead proud.

Thank you, dVerse for the timely inspiration. Enjoy many, many more jazz-inspired poems here.

 

The Adventurer – Friday Fictioneers

Here is this week’s entry into the weekly challenge brought to us by the lovely Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. She has requested that we extend birthday greetings to Jackie P. and Perry Block, so….

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOTH OF YOU!

Here are the rules: Use the photo as inspiration, write a hundred(ish) words – and share! Here goes my offering for this week – and I welcome your comments again!

Copyright - Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

Copyright – Jan Wayne Fields

– The Adventurer –

Murdo McMaster didn’t quite possess the spirit and guts of Great Uncle Hamish.

Hamish had cheated death countless times as he captained his tiny fishing boat, the ‘Nil Desperandum’, in the unforgiving seas off the west coast of Scotland. Murdo’s chosen path as a tourist-season pleasure boat captain was ironic, to say the least.

The only thing that Murdo had ever cheated was the IRS. Now he would be forced to take his two-berth out into the Atlantic, in the hopes of reaching international waters before the tax authorities caught up with him.

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