“Sorry darling, I need to check the metering again. Have you any idea how expensive it is to develop large format film, these days? I can’t afford to get it wrong.”
“Don’t ‘darling’ me! Have you any idea how much it hurts to hold this position? Why couldn’t you go digital like everyone else?”
“Sadie, sweetheart! You look glorious! The pain will be worth it, trust me!”
“Just hurry up and get it over with.”
“You’re an absolute treasure, darli – I mean Sadie. Just one more, that’s it! Serene, enchanting – just perfect. And we’re done!”
“This isn’t for a major publication, is it?”
“Errrr -”
“It’s for your stupid blog, isn’t it? Well?”
“OK, but I’ve got another follower now. You never know -”
“Oh yes I do. Never. Again. And you’re paying for my sports massage this time. I hate you.”
Freya Writes... 
Oh man, that is a really tough position. So funny. This gave a good laugh and a smile.
Good – that was the intention!
The illusions that bloggers hold close to their hearts. Fantastic characterization.
Indeed! Thank you, Carol.
I was really smiling and chuckling by the end. Full of humour, and I actually liked the photograph
Thank you! I’m glad it raised a chuckle or two 🙂